Not-Johnny's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Worst Flash Ever ep.1]

dude. funny stuff.

that is great. i love your stuff man your flippin crazy. keep up the good work.

[The Worst Flash Ever ep.3]

LMFAO

OH MY GOD MAN. thats hillarious. kinda reminds me of some of the old strawberry clock movies but funnyier. i loved it! i hope to see many many more of these in the future. loved the music! lol.

[Lord Of The Ladell]

pontless

that sucked. I really hate when people dont put sound into thier flash movies.

the fact that most of the movie is just motionless pictures of clocks with words scrollin by next to them is sad.

also. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LORD OF THE RINGS. i was excpecting to see some lord of the ring humor bu t there was none. there was no humor at all!

i like the clocks and think that they can be funny but this was NOT funny. dont make a part two. it will be a waste of time.

IF YOU WANT A REAL LORD OF THE RINGS PARODY i am in the process of unleashing a 20 part lord of the ring series entitled lord of the rings... RECAST!

this blew hard. i wish that i could give this a movie a -1 but thats not even possible!

[Dr.Evil goes CrAzY]

come on man. BLAM.

seriously man. if you would have drawen dr. evil and not a stick figure it would have been ten times better. plus the ending made no sense. i dont get it. and you cant animate.

BLAM.

[Weezer Keep Fishin]

dont

dont submit the same movie over and over agian!!! its not even any good!

the whole thing could be made by a 10 years old with no fingures. the seens with the band suck hard.

and the humor sucked. gummi leg?

[.:Last Resort:.]

Overrated

wait. your telling me that this won for best movie of the day??? wow. this was garbage. a typical suicide story with poorly drawen figures (They had frigin triangles for nose's!). this movie cold easily be made by anyone else on new grounds.

adam-p89 responds:

Johnny, I'm sorry no, and your Lord of the Rings recast was so boring I could barely sit through it so BAH! *gives you the finger, ever so gracefully*

[Behind the clock (pt1)]

what was that?

i have no clue what i just watched.

[captain blammer: NOW V2.0]

no

ok... i had to press play to restart it a bunch of times. and the movie was very short and the movie made no sense.

trabucles responds:

NOW THATS IMPROVED.

[HAZMAT]

hilarious

I loved that! it was hillarious, but it was still a turd.

this is the funnyist turd sience sprite quest 1

[8-bit]

so funny...

this one is so bad that it is funny. even though it probublly only took an hour to make, funny stuff.